she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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