why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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