making cat noises will not fix the situation.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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