do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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