i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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