what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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