My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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