2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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