no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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