turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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