Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
sex in a hospital.. check
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
