like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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