Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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