Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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