vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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