dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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