But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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