when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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