i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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