my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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