bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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