In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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