The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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