he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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