By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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