her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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