i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I need moral support for this bender
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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