I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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