i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize