Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
