I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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