i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
