is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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