She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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