that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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