If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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