If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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