no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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