i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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