I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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