I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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