At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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