More tranny stories later!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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