how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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