God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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