My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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