I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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