it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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