yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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