He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize
