Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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