I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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