Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm passing your future prison.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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