We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There r osticjed everywhere
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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